Jeeves, kitten, kitten, selfie, Jeeves, selfie with Jeeves, picture of MacKintosh, piano video, Jeeves, kitten, selfie with affectionate-looking Jeeves, Jeeves, love-poetry quotation, Jeeves, Jeeves, selfie with annoyed-looking Jeeves, picture of Gussie’s newts, picture of natty ties in shop window, kitten, Jeeves…
text post about his aunts coming soon followed by requests to stay with followers for a fortnight to avoid her, Jeeves, selfie with Jeeves in background, reblogged reaction gifs of people running/screaming/reacting in horror tagged ‘aunt agatha’, kitten, Jeeves, quote from Jeeves, mysterious text posts in the vein of ‘Note to s: Be wary of Wickhams and waterbottles.’ youtube video of the Drones playing water polo that cuts to Barmy asking where the horses are…
Can you imagine Bertie with a smartphone, though? Taking photos of Jeeves the moment he opens the door, hoping to catch a rare sighting of Jeeves surprised ‘on film’. Taking videos with only consist of Jeeves doing something mundane and Bertie talking like you do to your cat who stopped doing something interesting the moment you began recording. ”You were just doing it! Please?” “No, sir.” There’d be videos his friends took, Claude and Eustace’s selfies after they stole the thing for a while (which he puts on Tumblr upon recovery of the phone, captioned as ‘Dirty Thieves - Wanted For Crimes Against The Code of The Woosters Do not approach, and be careful when thinking, in the spirit of familial charity, that you might lend a cousin in need the quick usage of your mobile.’)
I would love Bertie with a tumblr. It might be interesting to see an AU in which modern technology plugged right along, but the whole serving class thing vanishing did not. I’d love to see Bertie interact with this technology, but there are few ways to bring Jeeves and his position forward in time with him other than just pretend it still exists or invent some weird ‘personal assistant’ or something.
Jeeves could be the xkit guy, on the down- low.
It was good, and then Jeeves as the xkit guy happened, AND IT GOT BETTER