gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

so did you know there’s a web series based on J. Sheridan LeFanu’s Carmilla? But reimagined as a supernatural mystery college au?? With a nearly all-female cast???

Did I mention queer lady vampire romance????

Waaaaaaat

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gettingmetaphysical:

I have been waiting for this ask my entire LIFE

BLESS YOU, AJNOS. This is amazing. In a variety of different thongs at that

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gatheringbones:

neverfeedthesarcophagi:

notbecauseofvictories:

gatheringbones:

jareth finally bites the bullet and comes to earth as a human being she’d actually, y’know, talk to.
it is pretty much the saddest thing ever. 
he’s wearing sweatpants sarah.
the last time he looked at fashion it was the eighties he is wearing sweatpants and he is also wearing sweatbands.
he thinks the conservation and proper management of sweat is very important to humans
he’s even got a little sweatband on his immaculate fairy brow.
he’s standing by the vending machines outside her dorm with a full jersey state exercise suit and she walks right by him without looking up from her book of chaucer and he is STRICKEN.

#he brings didymus didymus is the world’s greatest wingman

#HE PROBABLY STANDS OUTSIDE HER WINDOW WITH A BOOMBOX PLAYING CARELESS WHISPER#BUT SHE HAS HER IPOD IN#JARETH IS TOTALLY A SAD EIGHTIES REJECT#SARAH DOESN’T NOTICE#SARAH HAS SHIT TO DO#SARAH IS A LITTLE SURPRISED JARETH EVEN EXISTS WHEN SHE ISN’T PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM#JARETH IS KIND OF SURPRISED ABOUT IT TOO#(HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT BONES IS MY FAVORITE PERSON)#(BONES IS TOTALLY MY FAVORITE PERSON)#labyrinth (notbecauseofvictories)

#write your own damned story#people keep asking Sarah about the weird guy who looks like a failed glam-rocker#wanting to know why he’s hanging around#and Sarah always has no idea who they’re talking about#she thinks it might be the guy who sits next to her in one of her lecture classes but she thought he was more sixties (neverfeedthesarcophogi)

gatheringbones:

neverfeedthesarcophagi:

notbecauseofvictories:

gatheringbones:

  • jareth finally bites the bullet and comes to earth as a human being she’d actually, y’know, talk to.
  • it is pretty much the saddest thing ever. 
  • he’s wearing sweatpants sarah.
  • the last time he looked at fashion it was the eighties he is wearing sweatpants and he is also wearing sweatbands.
  • he thinks the conservation and proper management of sweat is very important to humans
  • he’s even got a little sweatband on his immaculate fairy brow.
  • he’s standing by the vending machines outside her dorm with a full jersey state exercise suit and she walks right by him without looking up from her book of chaucer and he is STRICKEN.

#he brings didymus didymus is the world’s greatest wingman

 (notbecauseofvictories)

 (neverfeedthesarcophogi)

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onceuponanotp:

notbecauseofvictories:

gatheringbones:

notbecauseofvictories:

gatheringbones:

[snip]#write your own damned story#people keep asking Sarah about the weird guy who looks like a failed glam-rocker#wanting to know why he’s hanging around#and Sarah always has no idea who they’re talking about#she thinks it might be the guy who sits next to her in one of her lecture classes but she thought he was more sixties (neverfeedthesarcophogi)


#he gets a job as a barista #he is #not #a good barista #he is the worst barista #UNTIL HE FIGURES IT OUT AND SUDDENLY THE ESPRESSO MACHINE IS HIS WILLING SLAVE HE COULD SQUEEZE A SHOT OUT OF A STONE #then finals week is over and sarah gives up coffee again #vague screaming from the coffeeshop beneath the undergraduate library (gatheringbones)

#he tries working in the library next     #so that he can peer longingly at her through gaps in the books     #instead he finds himself mostly stopping people from hooking up in the stacks and learning how to operate a computer     #(he types with his pointer fingers)     #(he’s pretty sure windows 91 is magic and spends a lot of time singing at it)     #he’s fired after they catch him in the fairytale section; making corrections with whiteout and a red pen     #then he’s delivery boy at the local pizza place; shuttle driver; dining hall worker; janitor     #he becomes something of an icon around campus     #”that guy; you know—the blond one; with the hair? has a thing for parachute pants and looks a bit like David Bowie?”     #”is that the one who speaks in weird cryptic bullshit about peaches and labyrinths and how he’s the goblin king?”     #”oh yeah dude is high as fuck but he’s /hilarious/”     #it’s all sarah’s friends can talk about and she’s honestly baffled how she hasn’t seen this guy around  (notbecauseofvictories)

#SHE FINALLY TALKS TO HIM #WHEN SHE’S ALONE IN THE DORMS ON WINTER BREAK #BECAUSE HER FAMILY IS ON A CRUISE AND SHE WASN’T INVITED #and spending christmas alone is the worst possible thing #and all her theatre friends are off with their own families on the other side of the country and why did she have to go to a liberal arts co #college in the ass end of nowhere #and all she wants is pad thai #and she’s miserable enough to go read all her old childhood books and think about christmases at home #and it’s enough to get her to say #'i wish the goblins would come and bring me some pad thai' #AND #BOY #DO #THEY #EVER (gatheringbones)

#okay but is jareth a little stunned when he turns up in her apartment#is he wearing an oversize t-shirt and reading People Magazine#do they stare at each other for a solid ten minutes because Jareth basically gave up hope of her ever noticing him#and Sarah basically forgot he existed#does Jareth blurt out ”my leather catsuit is at the cleaner’s”#does Sarah say ”okay” and ”can I have my pad thai” and ”have you been stalking me?”#does jareth perch on her dresser while she eats pad thai and complains about being alone for christmas#are his knees kind of knobbly and super white when the overlarge t-shirt rides up#does he offer to bring her more takeout and her friends from the labyrinth#does she smile at him tentatively#after the party; when she falls asleep on the couch in the common area; does he carry her back to bed#does he think about kissing her temple and stare at her for a bit#but decide instead to leave her a glass of water and his cell phone number#does she call him the next day for coffee#does he show up in a purple (mauve it’s MAUVE sarah) velour tracksuit does she laugh#does he open doors for her and pull out her seat does he stand every time she rises\#does he trip over his own feet (twice) is she unexpectedly charmed these are important questions!!!! (notbecauseofvictories)

onceuponanotp:

notbecauseofvictories:

gatheringbones:

notbecauseofvictories:

gatheringbones:

#he gets a job as a barista #he is #not #a good barista #he is the worst barista #UNTIL HE FIGURES IT OUT AND SUDDENLY THE ESPRESSO MACHINE IS HIS WILLING SLAVE HE COULD SQUEEZE A SHOT OUT OF A STONE #then finals week is over and sarah gives up coffee again #vague screaming from the coffeeshop beneath the undergraduate library (gatheringbones)

#he tries working in the library next     #so that he can peer longingly at her through gaps in the books     #instead he finds himself mostly stopping people from hooking up in the stacks and learning how to operate a computer     #(he types with his pointer fingers)     #(he’s pretty sure windows 91 is magic and spends a lot of time singing at it)     #he’s fired after they catch him in the fairytale section; making corrections with whiteout and a red pen     #then he’s delivery boy at the local pizza place; shuttle driver; dining hall worker; janitor     #he becomes something of an icon around campus     #”that guy; you know—the blond one; with the hair? has a thing for parachute pants and looks a bit like David Bowie?”     #”is that the one who speaks in weird cryptic bullshit about peaches and labyrinths and how he’s the goblin king?”     #”oh yeah dude is high as fuck but he’s /hilarious/”     #it’s all sarah’s friends can talk about and she’s honestly baffled how she hasn’t seen this guy around  (notbecauseofvictories)

#SHE FINALLY TALKS TO HIM #WHEN SHE’S ALONE IN THE DORMS ON WINTER BREAK #BECAUSE HER FAMILY IS ON A CRUISE AND SHE WASN’T INVITED #and spending christmas alone is the worst possible thing #and all her theatre friends are off with their own families on the other side of the country and why did she have to go to a liberal arts co #college in the ass end of nowhere #and all she wants is pad thai #and she’s miserable enough to go read all her old childhood books and think about christmases at home #and it’s enough to get her to say #'i wish the goblins would come and bring me some pad thai' #AND #BOY #DO #THEY #EVER (gatheringbones)

 (notbecauseofvictories)

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AR Rahman, Varttina and Christopher Nightingale - The Road Goes On

peregrint:

The Road Goes On - The Lord Of The Rings (Original London Production)

A great Hobbit song.

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teratocybernetics:

okayophelia:


#Labyrinth alternate ending  

notbecauseofvictories:
#sarah the mythchild kingslayer story-swallower #her will is as strong as yours and her eyes can be so cruel #and when she says her kingdom is as great as his it is because this is her kingdom #he is the raptor at her wrist and flies (takes; frightens; reorders time) at her word #she is the queen who makes herself; if persephone had no hades to offer her the pomegranate #she would have had to invent him #now come away with me child; to the water and the wild #find yourself on the edges of mazes and dreamscapes #and choose and choose and choose #have choices taken from you and choose anyway #(this is how women are made; in choosing) 

#this is what i wanted this is what i needed this is what i firmly believe happened after the end of the film #the object becoming aware and turning her objectification into power; wielding it like a weapon #and taking a kingdom through the heart and soul of its ruler #forever wroth that i can never find a story about being stolen away by the unseelie court that has a satisfactorily dark and vicious tran… #transformative ending #howl’s moving castle the book has the structure but not the darkness (i love it anyway) #the bitterbynde trilogy has the queenship but at the cost of the brutality #(but i love it anyway) #labyrinth #someday we may see a woman king #those imperial disimpassion’d eyes #the queen of the unseelie court in all her variations #she hears voices from under the earth

OH LOOK IT’S THIS POST THAT I LOVE WITH EVEN MORE AWESOME TAGNOVELS

teratocybernetics:

okayophelia:

#Labyrinth alternate ending  

notbecauseofvictories:

#sarah the mythchild kingslayer story-swallower #her will is as strong as yours and her eyes can be so cruel #and when she says her kingdom is as great as his it is because this is her kingdom #he is the raptor at her wrist and flies (takes; frightens; reorders time) at her word #she is the queen who makes herself; if persephone had no hades to offer her the pomegranate #she would have had to invent him #now come away with me child; to the water and the wild #find yourself on the edges of mazes and dreamscapes #and choose and choose and choose #have choices taken from you and choose anyway #(this is how women are made; in choosing) 

#this is what i wanted this is what i needed this is what i firmly believe happened after the end of the film #the object becoming aware and turning her objectification into power; wielding it like a weapon #and taking a kingdom through the heart and soul of its ruler #forever wroth that i can never find a story about being stolen away by the unseelie court that has a satisfactorily dark and vicious tran… #transformative ending #howl’s moving castle the book has the structure but not the darkness (i love it anyway) #the bitterbynde trilogy has the queenship but at the cost of the brutality #(but i love it anyway) #labyrinth #someday we may see a woman king #those imperial disimpassion’d eyes #the queen of the unseelie court in all her variations #she hears voices from under the earth

OH LOOK IT’S THIS POST THAT I LOVE WITH EVEN MORE AWESOME TAGNOVELS

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makeoutinheaven:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

Wow.

I feel like something really important just happened

makeoutinheaven:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

I feel like something really important just happened

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via nenfeataiko)

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"

And for that we (give) credit to our star, Tatiana. For where we gave her our raw, brutal ode to a product of grotesque abuse, she replied with possibility. We all remember the day, as we developed this chapter, that Tat suggested Helena be motivated not by hate, but by love. And that changed everything, and everyone – even Sarah.

Because a monster who wants to destroy you is hardly unusual. But a monster who sees in you and you alone something they recognize, and want to embrace… Well, that’s a whole new level of terrifying.

"
The Hive Recap on Helena (X)

(Source: sanetwin, via geekdawson)

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

"The two men were dressed in exquisitely embroidered jackets and silk pantaloons, with billowing white cravats around their necks. The younger man, a redhead, wore an outfit of emerald and gold, whilst the slightly older one was attired in a jacket of deep blue with a silver snake motif, his blond hair tied back in a short ponytail. An incongruous stick of what looked like celery was affixed to his lapel."

Im so happy this exists. I just. wow doctor. wow.

GOODNESS ME